Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Help Wanted: Research Assistant
That's why I am dismissing my current research assistant (yes, your allowance will decrease accordingly) and accepting applications. Position pays well in accolades and titles but monetary compensation is more of a growth opportunity. Please submit bona fides and work samples via the comment section.
Spartan Flag Hijinx Continue
In related news, former coach John L. Smith may be working in a special role for the Spartans since his dismissal and replacement by Mark Dantonio. Rumors persist that the firing was a well orchestrated ruse to allow Coach Smith to further focus on his special gift, player motivation and gamesmanship, under the new title of Special Assistant to Deploy Flags After Games (S.A.D.F.A.G.). The following satellite image was taken at a mothballed Air Force base near Louisville, Kentucky where Coach Smith is reported to be working on 'something special' for the ND game on September 22.
Monday, August 13, 2007
NASA Unveils New Lunar Photos
MSU plans to plant flags this season on soil in South Bend, Madison, Columbus, Iowa City, West Lafayette, and Ganymede.
This Is Why We're Hot
Why is Notre Dame still the lead story on SportsCenter even when they are not picked to finish this year in the top 25? Even the most optimistic Irish fan would have to admit that a BCS bowl would be a major accomplishment this season. Despite all the pundits claims that Notre Dame is irrelevant, a capitalist society is governed by the laws of supply and demand. If the secondary ticket market is any indication, Notre Dame still rules the college football world.
If you didn't follow the link, Ticket City released the top 25 games of the 2007 season as judged by market ticket price. Notre Dame is playing in an astounding 5 of the top 25 including 4 of the top 5 games - Penn State(1), USC (3), Michigan (4), BC (5), and UCLA (21).
The reigning national champs and preseason favorite USC both play in 4 of the top 24 games, followed by Michigan, LSU, Ohio State, and Alabama appearing in 3 each. Only USC, Michigan, and Florida appear in two of the top ten.
So while sportswriters and pundits are ready to turn the page on ND season, don't think for a minute that the programmers and advertisers don't recognize the appetite for ND in the marketplace. (I'm sure Brian of MGoBlog will argue that it's because ND football players are concentrated in the Mendoza school of business, but HLS puts the kabosh to that)
Friday, August 10, 2007
Chocolates and Chaps!

Not sure how Rocket's speed is going to help him stay atop the bull, but we'll keep you posted.Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Oh, Canada!
I submit the L'Eglise Notre Dame des Victoires, built after ND beat Miami 31-30 in 1988.

and the chapelle Notre Dame de Bon Secours in Montreal, which is gobbleydegook for 'Notre Dame is good, suckers!"

and the Basilique Notre Dame de Montreal, which means 'Basically, Notre Dame IS Montreal'. This is where Montrealiers congregate to watch Irish games on big screen plasma TVs.

The visitor to the basilique is greeted by a familiar logo.

Go Irish, eh!
Monday, August 6, 2007
This buckeye brakes for kitties!
The public outcry had reached a fever pitch. PETA protested outside. Cars honk
and drivers waved to the group. The condemnation seemed universal. "I've been
doing this 20 years," says Bill Long, PETA activist and former Ohio State
quarterback, "and I've never seen anything like this."
What?? A former Ohio State QB and PETA activist? That's like a peanut butter and asparagus sandwich, Keith Richards and Julie Andrews, 4th of July and sashimi, ND football players and solicitation, uh, you get the picture.
From what I can find on the web, it looks like Mr. Long was the starting quarterback in 1967 and went 6-3. Including in this win total were victories over Ducks, Wolverines, and Badgers with a loss to the Wildcats. Apparently, his activism was not a problem on the field, although he did convince Woody Hayes to become a vegan for about twenty minutes.
ND Spirit vs Spirituality: Ch 2
In order to consider the interaction between Notre Dame's football program and its place as a religious institution, I thought we should evaluate the peer group to see what other programs share this trait. My research assistant has gone through the 119 institutions which play Div 1 college football and the removed the obviously public institutions which are, by law, secular. The following is a rundown of the remaining institutions and what can be gleaned regarding their religious affiliation from the web.
Texas Christian University - associated with the Christian Church (Disciples of Christ)
University of Southern California - private university with no religious affiliation. Interestingly enough, of the limited information on the school website, they point out that the three founders were a Protestant, Catholic, and a Jew, which seems intended to stress their secular nature.
Brigham Young University - associated with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Named after the early Mormon leader who was also the first governor of the state of Utah.
University of Miami - private secular university.
University of Tulsa - private university affiliated with the Presbyterian church
Boston College - private college associated with the Catholic Church, founded and operated by the Jesuits (Society of Jesus)
Wake Forest University - private university founded by North Carolina Baptists. Unsure of present religious affiliation - mission statement mentions religious pluralism but there is also a recently added divinity school with Baptist and Presbyterian studies.
Stanford University - private university with no religious affiliation.
Northwestern University - private university founded by Methodists but with no current religious affiliation.
Baylor University - private university affiliated with the Baptist Church.
Vanderbilt University - private university founded with ties to the Methodist Episcopal Church, South - but no current religious affiliation.
Southern Methodist University - private university affiliated with the Methodist Episcopal Church, South.
Notre Dame - private university affiliated with the Catholic Church, founded and operated by the Brothers of the Holy Cross
Syracuse University - private university founded with ties to the Methodist Episcopal Church, but no current religious affiliation.
Rice University - private university with no religious affiliation.
Tulane University - private university with no religious affiliation. Only public school to go private.
Duke University - private university with historical ties to the Methodist Episcopal Church. Interestingly, Duke's website compares it's Methodist affiliation to Northwestern, Syracuse, Vanderbilt, and USC? Yet USC does not make any similar claim to religious affilitation. Similar to Wake Forest, Duke has a historical religious connection but is primarily a secular university in its current mission.
So, of 119 universities playing division 1 college football, we can glean the following.
112 are public universities.
Of the 17 private universities
5 have never had any religious affiliation (USC, Miami, Stanford, Rice, Tulane)
5 have historical ties but claim no current religious mission (Northwestern, Vanderbilt, Syracuse, Duke, Wake Forest)
7 universities claim a religious affiliation (TCU, BYU, Tulsa, Boston College, Baylor, ND, SMU)
Of the seven universities in Division 1A football, Notre Dame and Boston College are the only two Catholic institutions and are the only programs in a BCS conference (yes - I know ND is not technically in a conference, but it has its own rules about BCS eligibility). I don't claim to know a great deal about the other five non-catholic schools, but they do not have either the historical success or national following that Notre Dame has achieved. Of these schools, BYU appears to be most similar to ND as a standard carrier for a religious affiliation with a national following. With regards to Boston College, they retain a regional fanbase in comparison with ND. Thus, Notre Dame does hold a unique position with a relatively small peer group for comparison.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
I Think I'm Going to be Sick

Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Discipline or PR
The optimist in me says that the young men involved have shown character by accepting their punishment, learning a valuable lesson, and should be allowed to continue. The pessimist in me wonders if these punishments were more about appearing tough than reform - in Arrington's case, his position as a a starter was not in question during spring ball and he has been reinstated jus before fall practice. If Scirroto returns for the home opener, then JoePa will appear tough as nails (pick up trash, throw the bums out), then get credit for his compassion without a player missing so much as a single practice.
I contrast this to the way ND has handled a couple of discipline cases in the past. Lou Holtz, for all his critics, has a history of suspending talented starters for key games and the suspension of fullback Rashon Powers-Neal was handled in a way that punished the team but protected his privacy and didn't allow any PR-hounding by coach, Charlie Weis. Are Michigan and Penn State posturing about being tough while Notre Dame stays true to its beliefs or are we generalizing individual cases? We may never know.