Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Crash Wrecks Cheer Travel Plans

The Ramblin Wreck of Georgia Tech was in an accident this summer. Old news, you say. Well, we at 91 Screaming Otters have been able to obtain the first photo of this incident, taken at the moment of impact.

Due to this unfortunate event, the Yellow Jacket cheer squad will not be able to make it to the away opener in South Bend. They will be replaced by Granger Fifth Grade baton student, Tracey Farley. Georgia Tech students are reportedly excited about this development.

Said Ga Tech student, George Burdell added:

"I am really looking forward to seeing Tracey in action.
Nothing against our cheer squad, but they've been kinda flat lately. I
mean how many times can you get excited about watching an old car drive around
the stadium? Now if they were doing laps in a Dale Jr. NASCAR series car
at 150 mph? WOOHOO!! Also, our mascot, Buzz, kind of creeps me out - who ever
thought of the combination of a car and an insect, aren't they like karma
opponents? Hey! wait, I'm not done! I've got more. Don't walk
away. . ."

1 comment:

Unknown said...

The season starts this weekend and no new posts in a week. What up Quixotefoot?