Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Penn State Traveller's Guide

For those planning to go to Happy Valley, you should know that the location is a bit off the beaten path. It is a modern mystery how 93,967 fans fill the stadium for every home game, although it is suspected that 99.9% of the seats are filled by students and citizens of the local gulag system. The other mystery is why the Stadium is named Beaver Stadium when the team is the Penn State Nittany Lions. Our research has discovered that the name is taken from a local high school team, the Mountamany HS Beavers, which shares the stadium with the university.

Satellite image of State College at night - bring your own candles.

As a public service, here are travel directions from South Bend for planning purposes. Many GPS services do not have service in this area, so please read through these carefully.


Click on image to enlarge

The better option is to fly directly into State College. The one airline serving this market, CCBB Airways, flies direct from Scranton once per week. Seating is limited, so please make reservations early.


Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Airways - Official Airline of the Nittany Lions!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Actually, that satellite image is a little misleading. That blackout around PSU only occurs immediately prior to kickoff, when they need about 100,000 volts to cardiovert JoePa back to consciousness.