Monday, July 16, 2007

Welcome, Tim

91 Screaming Otters welcomes Tim to the staff. Tim meets our editorial requirements by (a) having a computer, (b) possessing the ability to write semi-coherent, meaningless fluff, and (c) foolishly accepting the offer.

Take it away, Tim!

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Tim should write an article about single alumni returning to South Bend and hooking up with coeds on football weekends. More specifically, after what age is this no longer acceptable? I had heard the formula was (age/2)+7. Meaning a 24 year graduate could hook up with anyone who is 19 or older. Is this accurate? Also, is there any truth to the Tawny Kitaen exemption?

Quixotehan said...

Thanks for the material for the next post!